Dogs vs Kids 
Remember, dogs are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't get tossed in jail,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10)If they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...
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John, I like this, and same with kitties! At our age, pets are the best choice!
Ha, ha, ha! So funny! I had to laugh because I was sort of baby hungry a couple years ago as our boys got to be 9 and 11. I got a chihuahua instead. She's enough work. And when I've just had it with her, I can lock her in her kennel! Dhs frowns on that with children!
Gretchen
I figure this one may tick some off but hey..... It's all in good fun with a dash of truth :)
John,
Animal lovers will agree!
This is very, very funny!
And, our dogs love us unconditionally! Although, I do love my mother unconditionally too :)
John~ there's no question, the fence is green on both-sides....Although-"dogs cost less"-but you end-up cleaning-up after them forever.....too funny and thanks for all of your support!
John, He, he. That made my day.
John,
AMEN to that my Friend. Dogs are also loyal and don't complain about evrything especially their dinner. Great picture of what I asume is your dog..
THAT is just too funny John and true!! Dixie is so cute, just look at her posing for you! What's not to love. BTW, dogs don't talk back either they just GRRRRRR
Oh John!
This was too funny! I owned the type of dog in the photo above, he frayed my nerves more then my children. I had to give him away to someone that had more patience to deal with him.
HAHA! I love both my children and pets (2 dogs and a cat), however you do bring up some good points here ;)
Hope you are having a great week thus far!
John, Dogs are not FREE, but offer so much love and affection to their human companions that it's easy to justify feeding them, caring for them, paying their medical bills and picking up all their crap.
Although I deeply love both of our children, they have never shown nearly as much excitement when I walk through the door as our canine Grandchild, Brewser. Not once have they even wagged their tail. ;-) Best wishes always.
And number eleven should be if you don't want them to get pregnant, you can have them fixed.
John: After a long day this is exactly the funny I needed! Richard's comments made me snort!
That is very funny. And I too love Richard's response. :) :)
John - I'm still laughing here because this is so true!!!
I loved this one thanks for the break this afternoon, I needed a chuckle.
John, thanks for sharing, this made me giggle and I love the comments too! ~Karen
John You do make me laugh ! Have a great day !
John, great list! If they could cook, just think of the possibilities!!
Yea, but kids don't get fleas :). Great post, John. If only we could train them to use the computer and do our posts for us.
John,
You are so funny, I love #10....and I would add that Dogs encourage you to exercise, because they like long walks. Happy Tuesday, LOL A
I have to agree, it made me smile but am not sure my kids would care for it. Thanks!
My dogs have their own car - it was either that or me getting a bad back putting my 80lb mail into the back of my SUV.....fortunately, their paws don't reach the pedals
Awe, so cute. I have an 11 year old schnauzer exactly like the one in your pic!
Those are all the reasons I got a dog instead of having a third child ;)
All great points, John! LOL! But I still wouldn't trade mine for anything!!!
John, that is soooo funny. and of course the last one is the best :)
You have convinced me. Thanks for adding smiles to our faces.
John, while those are all great things to ponder, just make sure you remember that your children will take care of you when you're old. Dogs, not so much.
John... we always told my kids that Quinn was the favorite.. and he was the best behaved... I love your post.
Thanks for the laugh and some great comments as well John, all the best and good luck
I love item # 10. But wait, can't I sell my daughter's first born..... Ha! Not a chance, if she ever gives me a grandchild, I would probably sell Will before the grandbaby
Thanks for the evening laugh, John. Dogs definitely have a lot going for them....
Beautiful photo of your dog, BTW!
Jo
Hahahaha. As always, I enjoyed reading your posts. Thanks for the laugh. Enjoy the rest of the week!
Really the dogs are less of an issue than the kids are. For life!
John~ It's been a long day of meetings and I'm pooped. It's 8:30pm and I'm adding a new listing. (Promised I'd get it done today). I need a good chuckle. Thanks!
After the music we just experienced trying to get a stubborn, tired grandson to go to bed, I sadly must agree with many of those points.
Hey John, Now that number 10, I am not sure if my wife would ever let me sell one of them.
John, Now that a Doggone good reason! LOL
I gotta give it to reason number #10, you can share the good fortune of all those puppies.
Hey Friends.....
Thanks for dropping by and enjoying some pup humor. Some days we just need a break from the daily grind and have a good laugh.
Hope you had a great day in all you did my friends and enjoy a restful evening.
John
Is this your way of saying that you have decided to get a new puppy?! ;))))
John- I love this post! Exactly why I have a dog and no kids :)
John, I'm not so sure I agree with that dogs not smoking and drinking thing.
John,
Bob told me to stop by and see this, I have ssy I disagree our schnauzer got thrown in "doggie" jail so now he is the only in the family with a record! Have a great week!