Be Careful Where You Wipe Your Hands!
This true story happen last weekend here in Albuquerque NM and is almost too embarrassing funny for words. Lesson here be careful where you wipe your hands!
Wesley, his wife and another couple visited Albuquerque this past weekend in hopes of finding and buying their relocation home. They decided to use the facilities on the out skirts of Albuquerque before they got into a more congested area. Wesley and his buddy went into the men’s room together. When Wesley got through with his business he came out and washed his hands. He looked across and his buddy was standing with his back to him drying his hands at the drying machine. Wesley walked over and took both
hands and yanked this guys shirttail out and started drying his hands on his shirt. Guess what..It wasn’t his buddy. This complete stranger turned around and looked at him as if to say, “What the…” Wesley 
started sputtering and stammering and trying to explain that he thought he was someone else. His buddy was behind him just busting a gut.
Wesley walked out and his wife said, “Wesley, you got blistered today. Your face is soooo red.” Wesley is mumbling. “Let’s go” She said, “But honey…” Wesley is telling her through gritted teeth, “Let’s GO.” His buddy came out and started telling the women about it and everyone is bent over double laughing and they look over and the other man is telling his crew what happened and they too were laughing. Wesley still red faced is living testimony to be careful where you wipe your hands! Don’t you just love stories from Albuquerque?
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